29 ways to make your girl smile??

1． Tell her she is beautiful and blink your eye-lids 100 times per second.
• What? Blink eye-lids 100 times per second? Huh! I hope that you won’t get eye muscle cramp! Please la, it looks so creepy k?

2． Hold her hand at any moment…even if it’s just for a second.
• Yes! Perhaps you can use UHU glue, and then you won’t lose your hand on hers.

3． Hug her from behind.
• Especially for me, Hahaha!!! I love this so much! So sweet! So Warm! But only restricted to the one I love!

4． Leave her voice message to wake up or just go to sleep.
• Yup! Don’t be lazy to do so even though it’s just a simple message! Of course, do it with sincere! It would brighten her day and warm her heart! Put little effort everyday into the relationship to strengthen your relationship.

5． Wrestle with her =)
• But let her win! Pretend as a weaker. Then catch an opportunity to kiss her, ha-ha, she would be shocked and you would win in the wrestling then! Hahaha~

6． Don’t go hang out with your ex when she’s not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her. You should instead hang out with your ex when you’re dating your current at the same time that would maybe make her happy.
• What? Crazy izzit? Date with ex and current gf at the same time? Who would be happy? Stupid! Nonsense! If your girl do the same to you, would you be happy? Same reason! Rubbish!

7． If you’re talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her… Let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
• Replied him “sorry, I don know you. Please don touch me, you are so dirty!”

8． Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”
• And wait for her reply as in “rubbish asshole”

9． Introduce her to your friends.
• Build a good friendship with his friends and hang out with them. Hahaha, create some chance for self!

10. Play with her hair, build a hair castle.
• Shopping spree with his credit cards, and he would be ‘happy’ whenever he receive the monthly bill.

11. Pick her up (she loves it) and throw her down (she’s crazy for it)
• Ya, throw her on floor, then see how much she hates you!

12. Get upset of another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it… Tells her the guy belongs to you
• Hahaha! Ya, say so, then she would copy your style and tell you the girl you talk to is belongs to her.

13. Make her laugh…do some dirty dance that ought to make her laugh…
• Dirty dance? Gigolo? Hahah!

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms…
• Then fells the incredible numb the next morning…go on…this called romantic! Hahaha!

15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her…then tell her…It’s over!
• Stand still and let her kick on you! Then she would be happy since there is someone willing to let her to torture!

16. If you care about her, TELL HER: “I cared about you!” done, then leave…
• Leave? Huh! Do it, then you would lose your girl! Stupid strategy! Stay beside her silently rather than just leave!

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with his cologne!! And flowers or something occasionally.
• Stuffed animal and t-shirt during the passion period. One jewelry every year. A bouquet of flower on every festival. Thing that a guy should gives to his girl is your HEART!!! Sincerity and trustworthy are all the matters in love.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.
• No pretend in the relationship. Sincere and faithful are all the matters. Relationship of a pretender would not last eternally.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile…that’ll give her an idea how stupid you are.
• Look in his eyes and tells him you are pregnant, see how he reacts! A great surprise to him.

20. Hang out with her on weekends…hang out with others girls every different weekdays.
• Date with him on day, hang out with other guys every nights! Balance!

21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
• Drink all the contaminated acidic rain…and die together!

22. Kiss her just for the heck of it…turn her on…so you could get in bed…
• Flirt with him and turn his flame on, leave him when he wants sex!

23. If you’re listening to music, let her listen too… If you’re eating, let her eat too… If you’re bathing, let her bathe.
• If you have money, give her all your salary. If you have more than one credit card, give the rest to her and keep one for self. Set no boundaries on their expenses.

24. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don’t care so call even if you only talk for a minute.
• Girls do not necessarily need to have hours long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick “hello” and some daily concerns.

25. Give her what she wants.
• Your money… Your house… Your car… Your fortune.. Your life!

26. Recognize the small things… they usually mean the most…
• Males concern their big business, but females concern the feels.

27. Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she’ll feel left out…
• Feel left out? Sorry, that’s merely plain jealousy, k? Which planet these girls from?

28. Hang out with her whenever you are free and you should be free to hang out with girl friend all the time…
• Erm, agree, freedom is needed.

29. If you care about her.. Show her your skills
• Skills? What skills? Ain’t the skill on bed!